sebuah tulisan2 aneh siswa2 sma

hoi, dah lama ga nulis... hri ni kebetulan saya dan teman2 menulis-nulis sesuatu yg ga penting di sebuah kertas selebaran...
dari pada bengong, mending diisi dengan kegiatan mengobrol ria dengan menggunakan tulisan2
ini dia, kalian bole baca ko.. ada 2 bagian,, hhe

CONVERSATION 1

anjarhutcherson: hi ! apr, How ar u today?
anjarhutcherson: BUZZ
aprghassania : I'm great. Because I will take a shoot for today
anjar : thats cool hun =)
nandz : H@i ! Guy5 ! LeH GbuNg?!
apr : OMG. Who's this ? I don't understand your language. I'm british okay !
anjar : what the hell was that? What r ya talkin bout? lmao :)))
nandz : oH Gad ! Aim Sori doRi MoRi d@RLing !
apr : what do you mean? Do you mean doriyaki?
anjar : Gosh !! what a thot lmao :)))
nandz : oH MeN ! Not DoRiYaki ! but DoRaY@ki, ckck
apr : oh, afwan. I'm wrong. Do you like dorayaki? Because Dorayaki is like bakpau
anjar : ive neva heard about dorayaki hahaha lmao
nandz : oH may God ! yu dont know doRaeMoN? DoraYaki is DoR@emoN's favourite fooD ! apr
I don't like doR@yAki, it's not Deliciouse..
apr : Who are you, anjar? I don't know 'bout you but you seems like know me
anjar : Excuse me?? Who are you to say such a thing to me? and do I know ya?
I dont even know you and I've neva even heard your name lol :))
nandz : ya udda ath ! Jangant brantem, gugh baek bwadh kcehatan..

lalu sesaat kemudian di buatlah percakapan sbg berikut

CONVERSATION 2

nzar: Hi guys, how are you?
nda: hi ! Leh gabung khant !
vhrill: bolehlah gabung. Macam suku manapun bisa gabung denganku
nzar: Hey guys, you guys dont even answer my question yet :(
nda: owh ea, aduch muuphint ea, aQuwh Luppa uYz, Hey jugga..
vhrill: Oh sorry lah tak maksud aku begitu. baik nian kabarku. sehatkah kalian2?
nzar: I'm good hun
nda: aQuwh baek jugga kugh, giE apva kaliant?
vhrill: Aku sedang syuting lah. Tak tahu apa engkau, aku ini an actress
nzar: Just chatting with ya guys =) nanda, what you doin?
nda: owh gtu ea, muuv yach vhrill, aQuwh gugh tw klu kmoh tu artis. Hi nzar, aQuwh sich lagie diem ajjah. boring nich
vhrill: sama, my feeling is boring too. You know lah kadang aktris tak bisa sejenak istirahat.
nda: pusing2 lah tu di malaysie
nzar: guys listen up, I'm not sure I understand u fully
vhrill: Come on lah, kita ni serumpun. Masa tak ngerti kau. @nzar: where do you come from?
nzar: I come from barcelona, spain. But I live in Indonesia for several years
nda: owh gtu, ngapaint tin99al di InDoNeSi@? menu-menuhint InDoNe5ia ajj.. ya gugh vhrill?
vhrill: Oh, engkau tinggal di Indonesia. Saudara jauhku tinggal disana
nzar: nanda, I come here for exchange student, dont you know that? haha I was kiddin. I'm real Indonesian but now I'm tryin to speak english
nda: owh, gtu ea, ekh, aQuwH mw ov dulu nich, mw pergi, dadah cmua, camikum
vhrill: wassalamualaikum wr.wb kapan2 conversation lanjutkan lagi ok !
nzar: OK TTYL love ya guys muah xxx

-tamat-
kamus kecil
lol= laugh out loud
lmao= laugh my arse off
(artinya smacam tertawa terbahak2)
pusing2= muter2/keliling2
ttyl= talk to you later

ok deh, sgitu dlu aja ya crita dari saya
makasi, atas perhatiannya
mohon maaf bila ada yg tersinggung prasaannya..

sampai jumpa lagi..